1.  Some Halloween I’m going to throw a Twin Peaks marathon party because really, what’s creepier than Twin Peaks? 

2.  I really, really should be the log lady for Halloween some year.  I don’t own enough plaid to throw it together at the last minute, but someday I will do it up right.  Wig.  Plaid.  And I will find a log shaped just like that.

3. (The video is a montage of coffee references.  I was hoping to find one where Agent Dale Cooper is also talking about pie, but no luck.)

champagnecandy:

bbook:

Dale Cooper: Now I’m going to go down and get us two malts and some fries downstairs. Then I want you to tell me all your troubles.
Audrey Horne: That could take all night.
Dale Cooper: The night is young. Now I’m going to get the food and you’re going to get dressed.
Audrey Horne: I can’t tell you all my secrets.
Dale Cooper: Secrets are dangerous things Audrey.
Audrey Horne: Do you have any?
Dale Cooper: No.
Audrey Horne: Laura had a lot of secrets.
Dale Cooper: Finding those out is my job.

reblogged for Melissa, obvs.

twin peaks instant reblog.

champagnecandy:

bbook:

Dale Cooper: Now I’m going to go down and get us two malts and some fries downstairs. Then I want you to tell me all your troubles.

Audrey Horne: That could take all night.

Dale Cooper: The night is young. Now I’m going to get the food and you’re going to get dressed.

Audrey Horne: I can’t tell you all my secrets.

Dale Cooper: Secrets are dangerous things Audrey.

Audrey Horne: Do you have any?

Dale Cooper: No.

Audrey Horne: Laura had a lot of secrets.

Dale Cooper: Finding those out is my job.

reblogged for Melissa, obvs.

twin peaks instant reblog.

I’m in a shit mood. I’m going to cheer myself up with clips from things I like. Because this is really good advice:

Harry, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret.
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.
Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen.
Could be a new shirt,a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good, hot, black coffee.
Like this.
- A present. Like Christmas?
- Yeah.
Man, that hits the spot.